The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It...– George Carlin (1937-2008)
A pregnant dog followed my sister home last night....
Are you really thinking of shaving off your beard?...
And you were so proud of your newly knighted nickname by the 2Bs! Today was an easy day. I only had one tutoring session in the morning and had the day all to myself. I went out to no particular place because it was a nice day and ended up seeing my dress (from the dream few nights ago) in a shop window. Well, not exactly—it was a different shade of green and the straps are different but I...
I would break this page of text up with a (scandalous) picture, but all my pictures are on my mac and this computer will crash if I tried to do anything tricky.
Perhaps it’s the lack of penis shots that your following is missing. Of course you are writing for me. You do not have a single name or a face to the other random readers that are on your blog. You have everything that matters of mine that is worth dedicating to and writing for.
My computer has apparently stopped connecting to the internet, which is very frustrating. I am now using my sister’s ancient laptop that is formated in Korean (!!!). On another note: 숀. That is your name in Korean. Or atleast a variation of it.
Are you in London right now?
You would be a very good uncle. I mean, personally, I would much rather have you as my boyfriend than my uncle—but then again, if you were my uncle that I was visiting in a matter of days, I would be more enthused about the trip. Brooke seems like a laugh. Well, really, your whole family does but I’ve told you this many, many times. Do I get to meet them one day? Be aware, I tend to...
I wish I was in Canada for Canada Day
It’s useless trying to get my sister to be festive on Canada Day. She’s less Canadian than Pooya.
To make up for the last few days of hibernation,
my stomach is demanding an endless input of food (which I do not have). The peculiar thing about this part of town is that nothing opens before noon. I will just have to do with water til then.
while I was sleeping my fever off, my sister took the liberty of booking tickets to Jeju, which is where the rest of the Kim clan resides. We are apparently going on Wednesday. Maybe I will have a relapse into whatever I had the past 2 days and not be able to fly? Yes? I am squirming.
What the FUCK was that??
I am still trying to figure out what the hell was wrong with me. Past tense, sort of. I am still a bit shaky but 800% better than I was when I was talking to you. I’m not so sure if the aspirins did anything because I fell asleep right after I took them and eight hours later, I was hurting again. Perhaps it worked when I was asleep? Can I just say, I am thoroughly amused by this image of...
I think I will use the aspirin excuse when you try to back out of punchinv me in the eye. I will promise to take more aspirins after the hit. Sorry for complaining in most of my posts today. I just can’t seem to think about anythkin other than the spinning, sweating, and the joints. I miss you, Sean Irwin.
how many can/should i take?
i feel like i am misscarrying satan's baby
Caveman is so obvious!
I see a ressemblance to Castro or Marx. I htink a politically charged name is more suiting.
I've been in bed for the last 38 hours
Looks like I am sick. In the b beginning, it felt likt sea-sickness, but now my whole body’s in pain. My joints are either on fire or frozen. My head is spinning and I am thirsty all the time. I haaaaate beig sick! But your last post made my day, Sean.
If you had gone with it, I wouldn’t have been satisfied with a vague “one of the 4B’s.” If I am going to see you with someone, I would like a face to that someone. And I haven’t asked you this. In a threesome, which would YOU prefer? MMF, FFM? Personally, FFM has never interested me that much because one always seems to be idling and the sense of mercilessness which...
Jewish Boy Pornstar
It’s Sophia, as weird as it sounds. Once, I made her move all her curls infront of her forehead and I said, “You look so JEWISH!” so it’s been a running joke since then. Right before school ended, she was thinking about growing out her hair and I told her that she should. Recently, I have been demanding a photoshoot from her to show me the recent progress. You have to...
My sleeping pattern has been knocked funky for some reason. I woke up at 10 to 8 this morning and had to reschedule the tutoring session that I missed. I am thoroughly embarrassed. I have been making up for my lack of credentials with punctuality and enthusiasm all this time. I am looking forward to the weekend. Do you dream in colour? I dream in crazy colours. My dreams resemble...
I am glad that it all worked out and you found more in time. How long does one fill last? I will remind you when you are nearing a refill. I was worried. Perhaps you should try Pooya’s Own Way method when they are not simply just giving you your pills. That, by the way, was hilarious. Just reading it, I thought he was going to break down and cry too. I wish I was there and witnessed it....
Woops, silly question. It’s 11 there, no way you’d be at school.
And no, I’ve never seen a post of mine on We Feel Fine, which I guess is surprising, given my army of blogs. I’ve never really consciously tried to look for myself, either, or maybe I never use the word “feel”. How are you today? Are you at school?
My blog doesn’t record hits, but subscriptions. If you are on tumblr, you can choose to follow a blog and get new posts daily and so far, I have one subscriber. He/She will probably get very weirded out reading this and unsubscribe.
Horse Riding Teacher →
Works for me?
I wake up at 6 (and when I say 6, I mean snooze until 10 to 7) on weekdays to get to my first session at 7. Thankfully, the university is very near so I can walk there in four minutes if I cut through the soccer field. This is usually a very hazardous route since a group of old men like to play soccer every morning. They usually yell at me for being in their zone but I feign not being able to hear...
You know you are a blogger when... →
One of my favorite sites by a very smart guy named John Harris. It finds the word “feel” from every blog entry made in the past hour and copies the sentence to the site and then reorganizes them to your preference. It does some cool “studies” as well, in connection with the weather, age, gender, and country. You will find that a surprising amount of blogs are pornographic...
Pooya was telling me about how you told him that the cover he did for your M1 could have been bought in ROME for $3000. The capitalization of Rome was his, not mine. You two.
I once saw a triple penetration clip (which wasn’t very pretty, fyi) and thought that they could have done just as well without the girl but just rubbing their dicks together.
I never knew that this was labeled as dogging. Fascinating. I’ve walked by a couple having sex in a car once, but I don’t think they were particularly thrilled to have me see them. I think the thrill of “dogging” would be the total stranger aspect of it—it’s like having a one night stand with everybody who came to watch. If we did this in our school’s...
I’m afraid Sophia would have no idea what you are talking about with the taser. Although I am immensely proud that my boyfriend tased me, it is not something that I spread around for kicks. Anna is back! Did you ever figure out what her friend’s name was, by the way, who was using her room? Hope she had a fantastic time, which sounds like she did. Tell her to save some stories for...
I was NEAR people who smoked, of course (I sat out on a smoker’s terrace at a coffee place). People here aren’t the type who would oblige if I asked them to directly blow smoke into my mouth. Not the done thing, apparently. I found out yesterday that I will most likely not get new DSLR here. If I do, it will totally be a rip off because they sell American electronics at twice...
Needless to say,
I am very excited about this black eye. Another one is for me to get stung by a jelly fish. Can we somehow arrange that? And let’s go to this African lion safari that I still think is imaginary. You will have to refrain me from trying to take one of the monkeys home. Other fantasies: Not too many, actually. I’ve already shared with you my intention of doing beautifulagony and a POV....
And to follow up on that last, I have no idea who we could ask, let alone who would actually be interested in doing it from our school. And no I have not read about “this new dogging thing.” Enlighten me.
you CAN indeed feel the other guy’s cock moving. I think I read it in one of Esquire’s famous “What It Feel Like…” articles where they answer such common questions like, “What it feels like to be a Savant,” “What it feels like to be Bitten in Half by a Shark,” and “What if feels like to be a Porn Star.” I would think that two...
For a second, I thought that was your...
I’ve always wanted to know—anatomically—how this would feel.
I second-hand smoked today.
Though not as direct as kissing someone who’s smoking. I’m sure you are glad of that. What did you say to Sophia? Remember how I told you about that time in 1A when you told the egroup that a writing of yours was up in our studio and that you would take it down at the end of the day? And me, having planned to skip the day, decided to go to school because I wanted to see what it was...
I miss being in your bed as well, Sean. It’s only two months and a bit.
I don’t think you should force yourself to say things just to make a better video! That should be the least of your concerns. For me, your groans turn me on like no other. Especially when you are first penetrating me. You just let out a nice, muffled sigh. And really, I don’t say that much, either. I sometimes say your name, and tell you to go harder, but most of it is moaning on my...
Thinking of biking, I see?
That was a charming little post. It’s strange to read something that you’ve written to the whole group rather than just solely me.
That coy boy act, to me, seemed like you didn’t like me! Difficult man. You should perhaps thank Sophia for making me think otherwise. And I’m not sure if I’ve told you this already, but she was also the very first—actually, the only—person who was very curious about how you were in bed. She hounded me about that like no other! Without giving away anything, I said...
...but why did you google yourself?
Now you know how I feel! This is why I never use my last name in most everything, like my email. It makes me too common. I am very possessive over my name. When I one day think about marrying, I will judge men by their last name. I am serious!
I love Girl Talk. I remember being at a club once and the DJ was playing it, but pretending that he was mixing it himself. I thought that was a little too sad.
Out of the three times that we’ve tried to meet, I’ve only seen on once. I asked if she would like to go biking yesterday, but she said she already had plans to meet her old friends and I believe her flight has already taken off today. I am sad that I didn’t get to do more things with her, like feed ducks and have a picnic. I don’t think she enjoyed working at the office...
I think I told you this before,
but during the first term and most of the second, I had this idea that you didn’t like me on a personal level. Like I tried too hard, or was too much of a smart ass. Remember, my first email to you was back in October and I was convinced that you didn’t notice me until two girls one cup. Because it was soon after that you actually decided to stop by my row in studio and say nice things...
I sent Pooya the link to MS Paint Porn as a birthday gift but he said that he couldn’t open it at school. When it comes to sex, he is like a little, prudish 5-year old jewish boy!
Nah, I think you should keep the cock shots in. It says something about you as a creative thinker, I think.